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The Onion: Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Suit Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 103 seconds Global video hits: 71112 The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving. Related: bush, comedy, fake, funny, george, libby, news, onion, satire, scooter Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 242394 Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, politics, satire, voting Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 68 seconds Global video hits: 414005 Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: animals, onion, science, wildlife Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 161 seconds Global video hits: 209977 Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls. Related: brothers, comedy, cyrus, disney, funny, hannah, jonas, miley, montana, onion, teens Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 132 seconds Global video hits: 163375 Experts advise that anyone venturing outdoors should be on the lookout for extremely crunchy leaves and winds as high as 12 mph. Related: comedy, disasters, fake, hurricane, natural, news, onion, satire, tornadao, weather Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 187 seconds Global video hits: 105589 The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans. Related: barack, candidates, comedy, election, fake, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, president, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 128 seconds Global video hits: 126342 The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: blockbuster, comedy, fake, movies, news, renting, satire, trailers, video Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 183 seconds Global video hits: 171473 In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better job. Related: barack, comedy, funny, john, mccain, obama, onion, politics, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 168 seconds Global video hits: 798172 The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves. Related: barack, comedy, election, funny, obama, onion, president, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 182 seconds Global video hits: 316253 Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Related: badass, capital, comedy, court, death, fake, funny, justice, law, news, penalty, punishment, satire, supreme Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 130 seconds Global video hits: 282723 Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 1984, government, onion, power, robots, technology Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The onion Movie Posted by: cskeller07
Video duration: 105 seconds Global video hits: 562498 Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Related: movie, onion, the Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 167 seconds Global video hits: 391021 An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 911, al, bush, center, cheney, comedy, conspiracy, fake, news, onion, qaeda, satire, theory, trade, world Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 164 seconds Global video hits: 244044 Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 2008, election, machines, onion, the, voting Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Cindy McCain Just Like Any Other Female Human' Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 124 seconds Global video hits: 179977 Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy. Related: 2008, barack, cindy, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, palin, sarah, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 60875 Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com Related: crash, internet, onion, technology, the Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 148 seconds Global video hits: 1042940 Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out. Related: all, comedy, cyrus, fake, funny, hannah, miley, montana, news, official, onion, over, parody, satire, start, video Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 178 seconds Global video hits: 547039 Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts. Related: boy, breasts, children, comedy, funny, onion, scouts, teens, women Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: The Beijing Olympics - Are They A Trap? Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 130 seconds Global video hits: 204597 'In The Know' panelists discuss whether our athletes will be able to escape the bamboo cages the Chinese government will try to imprison them in. Related: china, comedy, fake, funny, games, news, olympics, onion, satire, sports Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 151 seconds Global video hits: 107165 The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades. Related: bush, comedy, fake, funny, india, jihad, muslim, news, nuclear, onion, pakistan, satire, weapons Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 159 seconds Global video hits: 158955 Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom. Related: barack, comedy, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, palin, sarah, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole? Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 125 seconds Global video hits: 138039 With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert. Related: bailout, business, comedy, fake, funny, money, news, onion, paulson, recession, satire Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Beatles Glass Onion Posted by: crazygirl22
Video duration: 139 seconds Global video hits: 212261 This is a mix of many Beatles videos with the song "Glass Onion". Related: album, beatles, the, white Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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The Onion: Gifted Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 164 seconds Global video hits: 98388 In this installment of Beyond The Facts, a precocious 8-year-old girl participates in grown-up politics by spreading smears and lies. Related: 2008, ad, attack, barack, comedy, election, funny, john, mccain, obama, onion, politics Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment |
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