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Video duration: 412 seconds

Ali G talks to some geezers about science, and techmology

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rofl !
By: 4000angels. on 19 Nov 08, 03:07:21
rofl !

I am fucking ...
By: Hellooli. on 18 Nov 08, 10:53:43
I am fucking rofling at the guy with the glasses who always looks shocked

everybody he speaks ...
By: jayhayes2007. on 17 Nov 08, 22:14:07
everybody he speaks to are so dim haha they dont get its a set up lmao

funny how they try ...
By: DeathBlade93. on 17 Nov 08, 21:59:59
funny how they try to talk to him using logical terms, and he says "I aint a homo...?" and wtf floater lol

3:50
By: abtin909. on 16 Nov 08, 13:00:18
3:50

how can those guys ...
By: anglfallen. on 08 Nov 08, 14:27:21
how can those guys not laugh this is fucking gold

is g starting to ...
By: vibrato5. on 08 Nov 08, 02:25:38
is g starting to crack up at 5:41? If he is it would be the first time.

lol yeah because ...
By: sinchampion. on 03 Nov 08, 23:00:00
lol yeah because kent hovind is probably cleaning floaters in prison where hs is now

my cheeks ache from ...
By: ieodksnw787. on 03 Nov 08, 06:41:20
my cheeks ache from laughing so damn hard at that last part w/ Kent Hovind. Genius.

tech-mology, lol, ...
By: GoldenRule83. on 01 Nov 08, 00:57:24
tech-mology, lol, yo what is that all about?

he aint got no ...
By: dazzlabrfc. on 30 Oct 08, 18:28:52
he aint got no technology.. check out his website.. ROFL

ive seen it about ...
By: mikeblblbl. on 29 Oct 08, 18:24:55
ive seen it about 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times and still it makes me laugh:P

"your wife is batty ...
By: stealthunter14. on 25 Oct 08, 20:30:42
"your wife is batty" lol

God is science
By: WKaliber1. on 24 Oct 08, 23:23:47
God is science

Resteper
By: LeedsLunatic. on 24 Oct 08, 03:25:44
Resteper

"The floater"
By: DeepthroatRecords. on 23 Oct 08, 22:06:06
"The floater"

covering it with ...
By: RomyRome86. on 23 Oct 08, 21:53:54
covering it with paper doesnt make it all right! :D LOL

the guy in glasses ...
By: Skillz1615. on 22 Oct 08, 23:45:10
the guy in glasses was like what the f*ck

i made the error of ...
By: spotlitkiss. on 21 Oct 08, 16:07:47
i made the error of taking a sip of my coke just before he said 'floater' and i've now drenched my keyboard, bed, leg and cream carpet in it. fucking lovely. not the first time i've done that and it won't be the last

haha rofl @ the ...
By: ScottMills1988. on 18 Oct 08, 15:24:17
haha rofl @ the homo thing!

=) He's in prison. ...
By: longwayhome617. on 17 Oct 08, 19:52:42
=) He's in prison. He'll get the true definition of big bang soon enough...

10 10 10 10 10 10 ...
By: alexiskillmobile. on 17 Oct 08, 14:35:43
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 yes 10 10 10 yes 10 10 10 10 10 yes yes 10 10 10 11 12 13 14 89 20 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 million thousand million . 999888 yes

...
By: steloooooo. on 15 Oct 08, 15:00:25
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mu'tiplaid x 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999

lolololol!
By: GContelli. on 14 Oct 08, 09:06:15
lolololol!

LOL!!!!!!!! i had ...
By: FloridaB0I. on 14 Oct 08, 01:25:58
LOL!!!!!!!! i had tears in my eyes watchin this the look on man in the glasses face is priceless

Ali G - Economics and Selling Stocks High
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 358 seconds

ali g talks to teh chief economics advisor to Ronald Reagan

Related: ali-g, drugs, economics, reagan, ronald, stocks

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sha sh sh sh shake ...
By: theblouses12345. on 21 Nov 08, 23:38:30
sha sh sh sh shake it like a polaroid picture

you realize that he ...
By: thakera. on 20 Nov 08, 05:26:29
you realize that he interviewed Brits for years before he started the American version of his show right?

i love how he kept ...
By: femtoguts. on 19 Nov 08, 20:11:40
i love how he kept thinking his examples were real and then would get mad when he said "its just an example"

lol at 5:54 he ...
By: Thycid. on 19 Nov 08, 19:29:52
lol at 5:54 he thought they were playing rock paper scissors or somethin

"super skunk from ...
By: Paz00ka. on 19 Nov 08, 12:41:39
"super skunk from amstadam". dat is cool aight?

lmao my mate ...
By: rickyerechillin. on 18 Nov 08, 17:57:11
lmao my mate dangerous dave said gimme the car then i said gimme the chicken and we will talk about it lmfao so funny

sold me car for 24 ...
By: jjdaking. on 15 Nov 08, 02:37:16
sold me car for 24 chicken mcnuggets lmao!

"Why they have ...
By: sagagear. on 14 Nov 08, 18:41:44
"Why they have pictures of gaylords on the bills?"

fucking genius man. ...
By: endlesssearchfortone. on 14 Nov 08, 10:36:40
fucking genius man... omg. it takes so much talent to do this.

chicken mcnugget... ...
By: RLewisH. on 12 Nov 08, 04:27:05
chicken mcnugget...lol

lol
By: alexiskillmobile. on 11 Nov 08, 23:42:07
lol

yeaa they do, i ...
By: abdulbade. on 11 Nov 08, 18:38:59
yeaa they do, i have noticed that.

"President Johnson. ...
By: joob44. on 11 Nov 08, 10:50:57
"President Johnson... who is a man." HAHAHAHA

is it one a dem ...
By: JimB667. on 11 Nov 08, 07:42:09
is it one a dem robot dogs? cuz they is out already :D

not andy rooney
By: stu22aus. on 10 Nov 08, 21:12:39
not andy rooney

LOL!
By: BluBel123. on 10 Nov 08, 20:58:06
LOL!

he shud get ...
By: telhi. on 06 Nov 08, 19:07:53
he shud get knighted lol

Rofl.. if he told ...
By: DutchManticore. on 05 Nov 08, 00:46:53
Rofl.. if he told that face to face I'd mash him up!

All the older ...
By: Maxmaxz. on 02 Nov 08, 23:54:32
All the older people he interviews seem to handle it a hell of a lot better than the younger ones.

Yankee as in ali g? ...
By: politics337. on 01 Nov 08, 01:21:26
Yankee as in ali g??? cause he is from england

I know I just ...
By: habzvip. on 30 Oct 08, 19:15:36
I know I just paused at that point so I could get the laughing done :D

All of us? Way to ...
By: Infinitesimalism. on 30 Oct 08, 06:03:15
All of us? Way to generalize there matey, logic not too high on the pompous connards running the provincial slag you guys shovel when overemphasizing certain territorial probabilities, is it? Right-o, cheerio, pip pip.

embarrassing
By: hanjobb. on 28 Oct 08, 23:07:00
embarrassing

"an h'im was a man"
By: mista1kaos. on 26 Oct 08, 02:07:39
"an h'im was a man"

'sold mi car for 24 ...
By: andy89b. on 25 Oct 08, 13:32:05
'sold mi car for 24 chikun nuggetz' lolol

Ali G- Treehuggers
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 347 seconds

Ali G talks to some treehuggers..nice

Related: ali-g, flower, hippies, pacifism, people, treehuggers

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why on every 1 of ...
By: WPaisley91. on 21 Nov 08, 21:11:37
why on every 1 of your ali G videos does it skip??

Mash people up ...
By: buchan23. on 19 Nov 08, 23:23:47
Mash people up whateva... LOL

phat song
By: mcslick222. on 17 Nov 08, 18:51:35
phat song

i agree... that ...
By: padaalsa. on 15 Nov 08, 23:47:12
i agree... that song was gay

Priceless, how ...
By: bongolongo. on 15 Nov 08, 23:15:32
Priceless, how stupid intellectual people can be. :)

alaska ran out of ...
By: spacecoke. on 15 Nov 08, 03:00:13
alaska ran out of sun lmfao xD

Ali was right ...
By: Tunedup81. on 15 Nov 08, 02:41:01
Ali was right though... That song was crap.

everybody is so ...
By: brianbb177. on 15 Nov 08, 01:56:09
everybody is so stupid, they fall for ali g's character so easily, why cant they see through it?

lol
By: acdc12111. on 14 Nov 08, 23:51:29
lol

hahhahahha yee one ...
By: gijz321. on 14 Nov 08, 23:47:12
hahhahahha yee one of the best parts XD

No matter what the ...
By: SSgtParmer. on 14 Nov 08, 11:59:40
No matter what the jew says, these treehuggers still behave politely and appropriately. That is so unlike republicans, who would probably have attacked him or at least started cursing.

Ali G has a good ...
By: SSgtParmer. on 14 Nov 08, 11:54:25
Ali G has a good point. Whales are so big, they must have massive pollutions. The pollutions are probably as big as an entire human, or maybe half of an American human.

-yo well you nuke ...
By: selkirk1991. on 14 Nov 08, 09:35:48
-yo well you nuke them. wha'ever -you nuke them?! then the trees get blown up -ya wha'ever forget about them, at least youll have won hahahahahahhahahha

Sorry, guys, found ...
By: DNR1590. on 14 Nov 08, 05:09:36
Sorry, guys, found it already: Aquasky Vs Masterblaster - Dem No No We (Feat. Ragga Twins)

Yo, does anyone ...
By: DNR1590. on 14 Nov 08, 05:02:43
Yo, does anyone know the song name which plays in dem beggining and in the middle ? Thanks in advance

he's a comedian he ...
By: cpao666. on 11 Nov 08, 21:40:15
he's a comedian he does not have issues this is a character so shut up hilarious check out everyday normal guy

why cause he likes ...
By: auhosj877. on 11 Nov 08, 01:47:51
why cause he likes whispering?? get it?? hahahaha

...da ketchup ...
By: Wdd4lif3. on 11 Nov 08, 01:13:20
...da ketchup though...lol

lame...like ...
By: Ye7ia07. on 10 Nov 08, 07:42:48
lame...like seriously lame...he got issues.

lol
By: enchalados. on 10 Nov 08, 07:20:44
lol

LOL to Ali G!
By: BluBel123. on 09 Nov 08, 21:03:11
LOL to Ali G!

what i is impressed ...
By: BuddhaMaster84. on 08 Nov 08, 20:03:17
what i is impressed the most of Ali G is that he can speak his slang language (Jafaican) perfectly ! But then he can speak completly normal (british) without Problems, hes a real genius. Boyakasha, 'ear me now. I is here wif ma main men. LOVE IT

he is the funnyest ...
By: paladinhio. on 08 Nov 08, 12:02:50
he is the funnyest guy alive LOL

This is so stupid.. ...
By: lost815lol. on 08 Nov 08, 04:30:47
This is so stupid... But i love my mom deeply... And i don't want to take any chances. Sorry. If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in? 4 hours

Fuck yeah!
By: Jay122333. on 07 Nov 08, 23:54:11
Fuck yeah!

Ali G - Buzz Aldrin
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 268 seconds

Ali G interviews Buzz Aldrin, and asks some inspiring questions

Related: aldring, ali-g, buzz, space

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i see.. heh. noone ...
By: EdgeStormcrow. on 21 Nov 08, 15:18:19
i see.. heh. noone will talk to Borat anymore thats for sure. heh peace

they explained the ...
By: chefkoo. on 21 Nov 08, 07:37:41
they explained the process one time when sasha was on the letterman show. they said that it's gettting harder because as the show gets more popular, people know who he is so they have a more difficult time conning people basically

seriously
By: rockle18. on 19 Nov 08, 10:10:33
seriously

buzz light LOL
By: galactinho. on 19 Nov 08, 08:19:15
buzz light LOL

ROFL LMAO!!!!
By: NInjas0. on 18 Nov 08, 14:48:36
ROFL LMAO!!!!

Was you ever ...
By: dpinsker. on 17 Nov 08, 22:57:16
Was you ever jealous of Louis Armstrong? :P

best prank video on ...
By: telhi. on 17 Nov 08, 17:34:15
best prank video on youtube: TELHI NANG PRANK

HOW does he get ...
By: EdgeStormcrow. on 17 Nov 08, 16:55:53
HOW does he get these ppl for an interview.

Yeah, not to ...
By: bongolongo. on 16 Nov 08, 00:33:49
Yeah, not to mention the speed of his wits. Watch the Posh & Beckham video and see how he picks up on -everything- they say.

geezer lol
By: masoodmagic101. on 15 Nov 08, 05:35:25
geezer lol

thanks for ...
By: Jellogel. on 15 Nov 08, 05:31:16
thanks for explaining why a joke is funny Buzz Lightyear....

lol do you think ...
By: sandfordmill. on 10 Nov 08, 19:54:54
lol do you think anyone will walk on the sun

i think buzz is ...
By: RapperJ4. on 10 Nov 08, 02:13:35
i think buzz is getting pissed

I don't think ...
By: joshdesk. on 08 Nov 08, 22:59:59
I don't think people realize what a talent he actually has though, for thinking of the absolute most stupid and ignorant questions to ask and comments to make, while remaining totally deadpan. I'll never understand people who don't like it "because it's stupid". Those are probably the idiots who think fat people dancing is hilarious.

buzz lightyear a a ...
By: JeffBridges11. on 07 Nov 08, 17:58:27
buzz lightyear a a a a a

see ali g invention ...
By: rochedoxxx. on 06 Nov 08, 22:28:44
see ali g invention the ice cream glove..or ali g in wales full version...maybe its not on your type of humor...its simple as that..

Who censored these ...
By: iceman95. on 06 Nov 08, 21:20:55
Who censored these videos by cutting bits out?

There is a horse on ...
By: Murkojesef. on 05 Nov 08, 17:03:15
There is a horse on a Venus? LOL

buzz lightyear has ...
By: thisisnotreal900. on 04 Nov 08, 19:05:26
buzz lightyear has the patience of a saint! Ali g is incredible, lol

the moon walk part ...
By: RealDefentertainment. on 04 Nov 08, 02:42:10
the moon walk part is the best

Buzz lightyear !!!! ...
By: I5. on 03 Nov 08, 10:35:16
Buzz lightyear !!!! HAHHAHAHAHA fucked up

well, really its ...
By: Ev0n1zer. on 02 Nov 08, 19:23:07
well, really its just sort of his ridiculous questions shocking people that is funny. Not for everybody, i guess

can anyone adjust ...
By: essekremix1999. on 02 Nov 08, 18:10:16
can anyone adjust subtitles for ali g vdioes on utube...

"will man ever walk ...
By: moomoo1999. on 01 Nov 08, 22:45:09
"will man ever walk on the sun?" OMG thats fucking halarious!!

LOL ALI G IS THE ...
By: TehBurgerKing. on 01 Nov 08, 06:59:37
LOL ALI G IS THE BEST

Ali G- Religion
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 296 seconds

Ali G talks to a group about Religion

Related: ali-g, belief, god, religion

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lololol ALI G ftw
By: madness24680. on 21 Nov 08, 19:18:28
lololol ALI G ftw

WTF this guy isn't ...
By: thedjkay. on 21 Nov 08, 16:41:02
WTF this guy isn't funny

i hate how some ...
By: imabeastnimadawg. on 21 Nov 08, 10:48:06
i hate how some religious people think that their beliefs should be above satire. If you dont like people laughing at your beliefs then dont have funny beliefs

Why the fuck did ...
By: phreak761. on 20 Nov 08, 21:31:42
Why the fuck did you cut out most of the stuff in this video, shame on you usammon, his mate Dave has a 9 incher and I hope he slaps you in the face with it.

god shows every day ...
By: muxharraxharr. on 20 Nov 08, 14:11:49
god shows every day his power stupid Ali we are the proof of his power nature is proof of his power but you are blind you don't wanna see it Jesus(ISA) was a sender of god peace.

Very nice
By: erwickline. on 19 Nov 08, 23:15:11
Very nice

ahahahah funnny
By: francismiladmissaghi. on 19 Nov 08, 22:12:50
ahahahah funnny

hahaha he's a ...
By: googley3. on 19 Nov 08, 22:00:43
hahaha he's a genious. but that "what if she was fitter" comment was not cool

that priest just ...
By: oglethaface. on 19 Nov 08, 08:34:40
that priest just needs a little puff of gods homegrown remedy and he'll lighten up

Oooh I'm so ...
By: GrandMasterThump. on 19 Nov 08, 05:57:39
Oooh I'm so offended.. Ohh I can't comment on that... I'm offended. What did you say? Jesus is Santa Claus? I can't listen to you.. I'm so offended. Thats offensive. Whats offensive to the human race is you being so offended by everything. Don't take shit so personally. God knows Ali G is just joking.

C is a pathetic ...
By: HydraulicSquig. on 19 Nov 08, 05:42:58
C is a pathetic letter.

For a good laugh ...
By: ForThePoets. on 18 Nov 08, 23:58:58
For a good laugh check out christianity's main message exposed by pasting in : " logan the skyangel strikes back " Enjoy :)

so does jesus ...
By: WheresMyDinner64. on 18 Nov 08, 22:16:59
so does jesus really exist or is it just your father dressed up. LMFAO!!!

That priest neeeds ...
By: Jellogel. on 18 Nov 08, 18:56:55
That priest neeeds to lighten up, come on father have a giggle

This alone ...
By: MickKaine. on 18 Nov 08, 06:42:38
This alone should've been an hour long segment.

'but i 'as got a ...
By: File3. on 18 Nov 08, 01:25:21
'but i 'as got a video!'

lmao to all ...
By: Michkuty. on 16 Nov 08, 16:47:58
lmao to all religious bashers comments, very entertaining:D

every religion on ...
By: 1MrQTee1. on 16 Nov 08, 13:08:18
every religion on the face of the earth?

I dont believe in " ...
By: laughin678. on 16 Nov 08, 00:44:38
I dont believe in "Religion"... I just believe in God... Those of you who don't... Have fun while you still can... Dude... that Ali G guy is freakin awesome! lol :) He is SOOOOO burnt... A few too many MJ's lol:)

choice is spelled ...
By: money5057. on 15 Nov 08, 19:39:04
choice is spelled with a c, not an s

The priest looks so ...
By: FUClKTHEPOLICE. on 15 Nov 08, 17:19:04
The priest looks so pissed off roflmao

"its not documented ...
By: Paulozzzz. on 15 Nov 08, 17:15:12
"its not documented by any sort of evidence" says the priest. remind you of anything??

agreed. they wind ...
By: 411418. on 15 Nov 08, 07:14:43
agreed. they wind themselves up.. their choice...

...
By: DanReborn. on 15 Nov 08, 01:57:51
hahahahahhhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahaha Thats the funnyest shit iv read all day! :)

Beliefs cannot be ...
By: vetul. on 15 Nov 08, 01:48:00
Beliefs cannot be proven as true,only knowledge can be proven.Peace

Ali G - LAPD, Gangs, Dog Training
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 445 seconds

Ali G learns about the different aspects of law enforcement

Related: ali-g, angeles, canine, department, dog, gangs, lapd, los, police, training

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he meant memories
By: jsrsjs47. on 21 Nov 08, 01:29:21
he meant memories

LOL dolphins ain't ...
By: Hadrenko. on 18 Nov 08, 10:22:28
LOL dolphins ain't fish theys like us theys mammaries Mammaries = boobs, i think u meant mammals

Hahaha
By: Fiercefighter2. on 18 Nov 08, 02:57:16
Hahaha

my friend got shot ...
By: jegovernor. on 17 Nov 08, 07:05:15
my friend got shot for doing the crocodile...WHY GOD...WHY!?

I love it when ...
By: soulmman. on 16 Nov 08, 02:49:34
I love it when people explain completely elementally basic things LOL.

lol interview the ...
By: RLewisH. on 13 Nov 08, 02:56:05
lol interview the dogs

i already do
By: RLewisH. on 13 Nov 08, 02:55:48
i already do

The second dog man ...
By: obbytoo. on 12 Nov 08, 21:28:18
The second dog man played alone ahaha

your save lol
By: BuddhaMaster84. on 10 Nov 08, 16:45:35
your save lol

LOL dolphins ain't ...
By: elsamuraiguapo. on 08 Nov 08, 08:55:45
LOL dolphins ain't fish theys like us theys mammaries

i think if you kill ...
By: NTIGBCYTP. on 07 Nov 08, 00:04:58
i think if you kill someone the law should make you fuck yourself.

senior dogs ...
By: rochedoxxx. on 06 Nov 08, 12:59:56
senior dogs interview the canines

shadow puppets. haha
By: chiliz999. on 05 Nov 08, 15:23:06
shadow puppets. haha

why do you use ...
By: luntytom06. on 04 Nov 08, 21:42:33
why do you use canines why dont you use dogs

fukin wikid
By: bass1dota2. on 04 Nov 08, 20:59:01
fukin wikid

Anyone know the ...
By: MacExpert. on 04 Nov 08, 13:58:46
Anyone know the song name he uses for the transition?

massive deaf gang xD
By: jordanextreme. on 03 Nov 08, 14:03:27
massive deaf gang xD

Classic - dolphins! ...
By: ariesram74. on 30 Oct 08, 08:18:31
Classic - dolphins! ROFL

do*
By: solidsnakepk. on 30 Oct 08, 00:39:03
do*

OMG...crime ain't ...
By: solidsnakepk. on 30 Oct 08, 00:38:37
OMG...crime ain't something you should its something you should don't.....GENIUS....

Anyone know those ...
By: tydaftpk38. on 28 Oct 08, 00:23:53
Anyone know those intro songs???

what else do you ...
By: fallintotheabyss. on 26 Oct 08, 02:37:17
what else do you sell

i dont have any on ...
By: lebronjames1023. on 25 Oct 08, 01:18:39
i dont have any on me

my penis
By: WKaliber1. on 25 Oct 08, 00:02:15
my penis

he killed marge ...
By: WorldWideSuicideBaby. on 23 Oct 08, 20:40:49
he killed marge hahahaahahahahahahahaha

Ali G - Christmas Confusion
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 562 seconds

Ali G interviews some geezers about christmas and it's normal customs

Related: ali-g, christmas, confusion, presents

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what is ...
By: phreshfreeze02. on 14 Nov 08, 05:45:44
what is ramalamadingdong lmao!!!

LMFAO this one is ...
By: BeatOfTheHeat. on 09 Nov 08, 13:27:11
LMFAO this one is one of my favorites from ali g

it's this usammon ...
By: spotlitkiss. on 02 Nov 08, 20:55:04
it's this usammon guy - he edits them all - don't even ask

wtf is it censored? ...
By: CHOSENMORIDIN. on 02 Nov 08, 16:00:27
wtf is it censored?no brit channel censors ali g and it dont need to b censored for u tube so wtf?some1 upload the full version!

he is a jew
By: zzcak. on 27 Oct 08, 18:41:26
he is a jew

haha i know man :]
By: fvnmikcdvkjsx. on 18 Oct 08, 02:49:57
haha i know man :]

yo man we calls it ...
By: ChimeranTerminator. on 18 Oct 08, 00:19:35
yo man we calls it ganja not pot ayy?

they don't have ...
By: fvnmikcdvkjsx. on 17 Oct 08, 02:28:33
they don't have books in Jamaica only pot

hhahah was jesu a ...
By: whata123123. on 15 Oct 08, 18:24:15
hhahah was jesu a bitlike 2pac shakur best part

yeah i think 2 hes ...
By: GUNINYOFACE. on 15 Oct 08, 18:16:38
yeah i think 2 hes a jew

quiet retard
By: zzork. on 13 Oct 08, 11:27:54
quiet retard

Ali G IS A DUMBASS ...
By: TarasfromLvivUkraine. on 12 Oct 08, 16:51:42
Ali G IS A DUMBASS JEW

whos coheb i only ...
By: areskratos. on 12 Oct 08, 10:46:47
whos coheb i only know bruno

this censorship is ...
By: wubble78. on 11 Oct 08, 19:36:57
this censorship is DISGUSTING

very nice!!! where ...
By: ChimeranTerminator. on 10 Oct 08, 03:24:16
very nice!!! where i can learn patwah? Is there a book bout it somewhere?

Its Jamaican ...
By: tontonflingueur. on 10 Oct 08, 02:41:59
Its Jamaican English (Patois, Patwah) I speak it fluently.

Its Jamaican ...
By: tontonflingueur. on 10 Oct 08, 02:40:41
Its Jamaican English (Patois, Patwah) I speak it fluently.

GENIUS!!! yo where ...
By: ChimeranTerminator. on 05 Oct 08, 04:24:40
GENIUS!!! yo where did u find dis out?

wapan = what ...
By: tontonflingueur. on 04 Oct 08, 18:43:40
wapan = what happened everyting irie = everything good.

too many cuts! :(
By: hg00021. on 01 Oct 08, 00:22:45
too many cuts! :(

yo duz anybody know ...
By: ChimeranTerminator. on 30 Sep 08, 03:18:40
yo duz anybody know what him say to jamaica?? it be like: wapann, eventenarry? wat zactly duz it mean ay?

if he is alive ...
By: Zangloose. on 28 Sep 08, 03:22:42
if he is alive today, he probably be dead lmao

Yes we know lol
By: danny54125412. on 21 Sep 08, 21:34:21
Yes we know lol

hehehe ...." ...
By: marcinjbus. on 16 Sep 08, 02:21:52
hehehe ...."memellium"

ali g is borat
By: hkjono. on 15 Sep 08, 01:27:49
ali g is borat

Ali G- UN and Secretary General (Full)
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 437 seconds

Ali G talks to Boutros Boutros Gali, the UN secretary General...they establish that French is the funniest language, and that Jordan isn't named after Michael Jordan

Related: ali-g, boutros, french, gali, general, nations, secretary, un, united

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"I be here wif dis ...
By: buchan23. on 19 Nov 08, 06:20:54
"I be here wif dis geezer" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFORROFLOROFLROFLROFLROFLOFlROFLOFlF BAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMAAHAHHAHAHAHA

Seriously? I'm left ...
By: elsamuraiguapo. on 19 Nov 08, 05:18:57
Seriously? I'm left handed :)

original version in ...
By: kato0291. on 17 Nov 08, 01:47:16
original version in the episode had a sidenote specifying exactly that...complete with diagram. :) something along the lines of "If you're to fully get the political impact of this next segment, you should know that a bellend is the tip of a bloke's wee"

ali's left handed
By: 07tangjy1. on 16 Nov 08, 12:49:43
ali's left handed

do you like to baku ...
By: WKaliber1. on 12 Nov 08, 23:53:36
do you like to baku baku?

The UN has its ...
By: iceman95. on 12 Nov 08, 23:50:20
The UN has its problems but multilateral councils devoted to negotiating differences rather than fighting are the world's best hope at avoiding World War III. If you're gonna bash it, put up a better model of how to achieve peace on the planet.

That Bush graduated ...
By: fumbaxt. on 12 Nov 08, 00:41:38
That Bush graduated from Ivy league school only proves total maniacs can get good grades! So now that Bush managed to fuck up the world economy do you still think hes smart???

see w3 glorybound ...
By: gloryboundkev. on 11 Nov 08, 05:33:07
see w3 glorybound net/endoftime php

its a british term ...
By: moomoo1999. on 09 Nov 08, 07:00:17
its a british term for they head of the dick also an insult

what is a "bellend"?
By: zeiad1. on 08 Nov 08, 21:53:43
what is a "bellend"?

I know that, but ...
By: WI4AA. on 07 Nov 08, 22:39:11
I know that, but 90% is a lot, so it's almost entirely controlled. Meaning that the other 10% don't worth a shit.

its especially ...
By: WKaliber1. on 07 Nov 08, 22:33:16
its especially controlled by the US when UN disagree with what the US does 90% of the time get your facts straight before your embarrass yourself again

So, which ...
By: WI4AA. on 07 Nov 08, 22:21:55
So, which organization do you asshole like? KKK? Fuck you. Everybody knows that UN is controled by US, but you can't say that.

Ashmo you're not ...
By: vsrtmma123. on 06 Nov 08, 02:52:26
Ashmo you're not smart at all. Learn to fucking type you illiterate irish potato danny boy. I know you think youre smarter than George Bush, but the truth is, youre not, you cant even fucking type a proper sentence you twat. Stop getting your political opinions from Pink and pick up a book you cunt. You honestly think youre smarter than George Bush/Sarkozy? George Bush is an ivy league school graduate you twat, his SAT scores correlate with an IQ of around 123, higher than yours no doubt.

the UN is the most ...
By: WKaliber1. on 03 Nov 08, 23:02:20
the UN is the most useless organization ever

some-one please add ...
By: zachwireless. on 02 Nov 08, 19:45:07
some-one please add me as a freind

ha ha...have u ...
By: ashmo1989. on 30 Oct 08, 01:42:35
ha ha...have u heard george bush speak lately....u think hes not a dumb ass, u think the likes of nicolas sarkozy isnt one too? get a grip, political leaders in the majority dont have a clue,so what if others do say the same, which i dont see here why shouldn't i say wot i like without being told to get a mind of my own, n dont fuckin call me a dumb ass u fuckin dick just cos i write something on this u need to relax

world leaders r not ...
By: bu0sultan. on 30 Oct 08, 01:25:25
world leaders r not dumb asses, they're just using dumb asses like u for their own goals. stop acting smart by repeating what everyone says ashmo, and try to get a mind of ur own (dumb ass)

ali g drugs
By: kiffen777. on 29 Oct 08, 05:30:04
ali g drugs

whos a dumb fuck?
By: ashmo1989. on 28 Oct 08, 13:48:03
whos a dumb fuck?

LOL!!!! "why do ...
By: uksucksbigtime. on 28 Oct 08, 12:36:38
LOL!!!! "why do you give crap countires the vote?" Such a deep question!!!

lol,,"those ...
By: passionplus07. on 26 Oct 08, 17:06:34
lol,,"those chickens,, The U.N",, lmaoo barrreee funny wen he says dat!

to make fun of ...
By: AverseUser. on 22 Oct 08, 12:23:39
to make fun of other nations* sorry.

hummm but did you ...
By: AverseUser. on 22 Oct 08, 12:19:46
hummm but did you know that Boutros Gali is an arab? and that was very kewl of him to avoid making of fun of other nations.

?what do u mean ...
By: ashmo1989. on 19 Oct 08, 23:36:02
?what do u mean playing along with it is stupid?

Ali G- Police Training (Full)
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 382 seconds

Ali G is trained at the Philadelphia Police Department

Related: ali-g, gangs, law, legal, police, signs, tag

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Do you know what a ...
By: elsamuraiguapo. on 19 Nov 08, 20:10:22
Do you know what a burglary is? Fo' real I is done a couple.

1 brother, 1 honky, ...
By: R3VOLV3. on 15 Nov 08, 12:06:51
1 brother, 1 honky, 1 spanish lol at 3:00

Brinkman, u is ...
By: twojarslave. on 15 Nov 08, 08:15:09
Brinkman, u is mental

he was hardly the ...
By: dextor0000. on 10 Nov 08, 18:46:00
he was hardly the cool and confident ali g here.. it was the confused borat here...both hilarious ofcourse..

omg that sick fat ...
By: 0BALLINN0. on 09 Nov 08, 22:26:49
omg that sick fat cop really wanted to get Ali G to molest the criminal. big no no at 6:04

lolllllll
By: bsol07. on 08 Nov 08, 01:29:46
lolllllll

AHAHAHA!! Sasha is ...
By: gbarrettomates. on 07 Nov 08, 02:36:30
AHAHAHA!! Sasha is a f*n genius!

this is fkin class
By: wiganlilgoon. on 01 Nov 08, 15:59:17
this is fkin class

lol ali g's a g man
By: pp2213. on 01 Nov 08, 14:13:09
lol ali g's a g man

you got to touch ...
By: NintendoRussi. on 31 Oct 08, 22:40:48
you got to touch him thats what we do hahahaha

Lol. "Put up your ...
By: CentrX137. on 29 Oct 08, 23:25:35
Lol. "Put up your right hand, sir" And Ali G does that. XD

hahhaha 1 brother 1 ...
By: samoc235. on 29 Oct 08, 16:02:13
hahhaha 1 brother 1 honky and 1 wts the s

omg LOL NOW THAT ...
By: kundrotux. on 26 Oct 08, 23:32:49
omg LOL NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just shat myself.
By: TheChickenNugget666. on 26 Oct 08, 22:10:40
i just shat myself.

like the taste of ...
By: rawritsali. on 21 Oct 08, 22:42:29
like the taste of steel!?!?

HONKIE :O
By: pallevalle. on 19 Oct 08, 15:05:46
HONKIE :O

ali would make a ...
By: Blake0004. on 17 Oct 08, 22:51:26
ali would make a sik cop xD...this is well fukin funny

that's hilarious. ...
By: loachendormi. on 17 Oct 08, 18:38:45
that's hilarious. thanks for posting.

fuk lol brovvs. ...
By: 123456roo. on 17 Oct 08, 16:29:57
fuk lol brovvs. innit!

ooooooomg! ali g is ...
By: edersiomoran. on 17 Oct 08, 11:22:40
ooooooomg! ali g is the man! he always messes up everything! jajajajajajajja! one brother, one honky, one spanish! xD jajajajjajajaja

yo, u like the ...
By: FELIKS2121. on 16 Oct 08, 16:49:53
yo, u like the taste of steal? hahaaa

ROFL...:)
By: 123ralle. on 16 Oct 08, 11:11:14
ROFL...:)

lol HONKIE
By: killerwoz. on 15 Oct 08, 14:22:30
lol HONKIE

4:36 is so funny ...
By: Karatechopsin. on 14 Oct 08, 07:08:05
4:36 is so funny rofl

one is a brother
By: taliyeuk. on 13 Oct 08, 20:14:35
one is a brother

Ali G - Iran vs. Iraq
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 187 seconds

Ali G talks to James Baker about Iran and Iraq...and when we invaded Iran

Related: ali-g, baker, invaded, iran, iraq, james, war

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the silence at 1:57
By: caradeescusado. on 21 Nov 08, 23:40:31
the silence at 1:57

hey that sounded ...
By: juniosonga333. on 20 Nov 08, 00:15:45
hey that sounded good!

I got an ...
By: UNKNOWNPOW. on 19 Nov 08, 16:28:49
I got an engineering quiz today too lol, just having a break whilst doing an all nighter :p

roflmao James Baker ...
By: xelotar2251. on 19 Nov 08, 03:20:38
roflmao James Baker oh no he didn't

OMG.... ...
By: Zerojquan. on 19 Nov 08, 02:17:56
OMG.... hahahahahahahahahaha

even if ther is ...
By: WheresMyDinner64. on 18 Nov 08, 22:07:27
even if ther is like a million carrots! money is betta dan carrots! so wud u eva send carrotts?....... wat about in a famine?

lmfaoooo
By: iMylez. on 18 Nov 08, 21:29:14
lmfaoooo

That was dumb, ...
By: Sc0rPsX. on 18 Nov 08, 00:45:10
That was dumb, didn't go far enough.

best prank video on ...
By: telhi. on 17 Nov 08, 17:31:33
best prank video on youtube: TELHI NANG PRANK

Turns out that ...
By: dethbiker. on 16 Nov 08, 09:30:37
Turns out that there actually were some communication problems with fighter jets from a confusion over Iran and Iraq

Yeah, it always has ...
By: pythag123. on 14 Nov 08, 21:03:50
Yeah, it always has him rolling and smoke joints, but that would make it like 100x harder to keep a straight face

me like carrots
By: BlikjeBier. on 14 Nov 08, 14:35:35
me like carrots

just type the ...
By: abdulr118. on 14 Nov 08, 13:55:56
just type the numbers, it will turn out like that automatically

how you make a link ...
By: BlikjeBier. on 13 Nov 08, 20:49:58
how you make a link like that?

lol!! "would u ...
By: kaaysanta7. on 13 Nov 08, 01:13:14
lol!! "would u ever send carrot?..."(long pause)lol how did he get invited to that serious political thing?!wow...

Roflmao.
By: majoodeeeee. on 12 Nov 08, 16:25:10
Roflmao.

Buyakashaka! ...
By: commentor7. on 11 Nov 08, 23:11:55
Buyakashaka!shayakayabu!

Funny man Ali G!
By: BluBel123. on 10 Nov 08, 20:50:06
Funny man Ali G!

ahahaha at 2:00 ...
By: abdulr118. on 09 Nov 08, 09:57:03
ahahaha at 2:00 love the silence!

lmao I'd ahve loved ...
By: ccccrsraasfsdf. on 06 Nov 08, 19:53:26
lmao I'd ahve loved to have played Ali G. Don't know how he kept a straight face!

Carrots - wonderful ...
By: spyware60. on 05 Nov 08, 22:25:24
Carrots - wonderful idea LOL if they would like to get paid in carrots -why not? CARROTS RULE

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but wat country is ...
By: Malukid08. on 04 Nov 08, 19:36:27
but wat country is gonna want carrots?? looool

fakakakaka yeah you ...
By: hrehe1234. on 03 Nov 08, 22:22:43
fakakakaka yeah you want someone who's flashy init

budhism?
By: twigletdiceman. on 03 Nov 08, 20:46:40
budhism?

Ali G - Who Wants to Win an Ounce
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 204 seconds

Ali G starting his own gameshow...the clip is fairly short, but it's funny

Related: ali-g, be, millionaire, ounce, to, wants, who, win

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Cheech and Chong - ...
By: xmonstar420x. on 20 Nov 08, 00:17:51
Cheech and Chong - Big Bambu (Audio Album) 'Let's make a dope deal' .... but that nikka is still funny as hell. .

lol phone your ...
By: DeathBlade93. on 17 Nov 08, 22:09:03
lol phone your dealer

i think its funny ...
By: uhohoreo1223. on 17 Nov 08, 07:23:16
i think its funny that people ARGUE over the fuckin I N T E R N E T

shut up u set of ...
By: sm1th18. on 16 Nov 08, 01:25:02
shut up u set of whinin bitches

lmao so was i,
By: ExVladdy. on 13 Nov 08, 07:41:12
lmao so was i,

what do you mean ...
By: markvanslam. on 12 Nov 08, 09:33:17
what do you mean where i go? Im not worried about getting my face smashed in in melbourne australia. and you made it a big deal, i was just making an observation and then you had to cone in with all that "idc about MJ" stuff.

your a fucking dumb ...
By: ExVladdy. on 11 Nov 08, 21:10:34
your a fucking dumb cunt, not only do i not have a sister but your making a big deal over a fucking video? Where i go, you'd get your fkn face smashed in.

hey, according to ...
By: pipmdirector. on 11 Nov 08, 20:38:13
hey, according to another one i was supposed to be dead... wait.... a week ago now? oh shit! i never was very punctual! must kill myself before anyone notices! brb...

he's a baf of de ...
By: BuddhaMaster84. on 10 Nov 08, 15:50:49
he's a baf of de finest skunk, i want !

looks like a dirty ...
By: sk8ertom7. on 10 Nov 08, 03:36:55
looks like a dirty bag of shake lol

thats not an ounce ...
By: Pshamous. on 10 Nov 08, 03:09:56
thats not an ounce :p

rofl only a twat ...
By: NikeMaki. on 10 Nov 08, 00:52:49
rofl only a twat wud bring up tht argument on this video, specially wen hes wrong

i hate peopel ...
By: idonthaveacoolcar. on 10 Nov 08, 00:00:02
i hate peopel loling the backround

Lame.. who would ...
By: iceman95. on 08 Nov 08, 20:28:26
Lame.. who would edit out the word arse, You're such a prude.

wtf ru talkng a/b?? ...
By: markvanslam. on 08 Nov 08, 16:59:51
wtf ru talkng a/b?? icd bout how mch BJ ur sister'd giv..............jesus use real words

This should be a ...
By: NakedLemons. on 08 Nov 08, 04:47:42
This should be a real tv show man.

funny
By: vtchung. on 07 Nov 08, 09:47:06
funny

wth ru talking bout ...
By: ExVladdy. on 07 Nov 08, 08:13:55
wth ru talking bout? idc bout how much mj you'd ask for...

If you have ever ...
By: markvanslam. on 07 Nov 08, 06:03:32
If you have ever purchased marijuana you know its not like "can i get 5/16ths man?"

he was joking man.. ...
By: sagagear. on 05 Nov 08, 21:22:42
he was joking man... He said "Louis the 16th" and he asked if the guy wanted to double up to be Henry the 8th... He is from the UK niggas --- Chill out with the Math Einsteins lols

click my name to ...
By: raptors12349. on 04 Nov 08, 01:47:26
click my name to watch more of this game show and more ali g stuff he is funny

thank god for ...
By: ExVladdy. on 03 Nov 08, 07:58:49
thank god for people like you.

all of you guys are ...
By: kaaysanta7. on 02 Nov 08, 06:09:08
all of you guys are dumb 4 even debating this.who cares about the amount each question is worth?lol.wow...

No, ccluskin is ...
By: superpovAK. on 01 Nov 08, 23:57:49
No, ccluskin is right. Each time the winnings double. So yeah, 2/16 = 1/8, but next question is 2 x 1/8 = 1/4 which is much greater than 3/16. You're thinking that each time the winnings increase by 1/16. They don't, they double (or thereabouts, in the real game show). It's an exponential, not linear increase.

2/16 = 1/8 dumbass ...
By: socer777. on 31 Oct 08, 21:18:35
2/16 = 1/8 dumbass so yeah hes going for an eighth next time, then 3/16

Ali G - Farm Confusion
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 292 seconds

ali g talks to a farmer

Related: ali-g, confusion, farm, farmer

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i nearly got ...
By: jaybostein16. on 21 Nov 08, 18:02:25
i nearly got evicted from my apartment for laughin so loud...

respect lol
By: money5057. on 11 Nov 08, 01:04:40
respect lol

2:27 is the ...
By: TeletubbieX. on 09 Nov 08, 21:50:24
2:27 is the sentence of them all. XD

He's got a fake gun ...
By: OreoCookieOreo. on 07 Nov 08, 22:58:22
He's got a fake gun, he's got a fake gun. you thought it was funny.... lol

Best part in the ...
By: DeadOmega. on 07 Nov 08, 06:32:23
Best part in the damn video.. Lol

where are the tigers
By: juniosonga333. on 02 Nov 08, 02:33:21
where are the tigers

ROFLMAO !!!! ITS A ...
By: TOKIOHOTEL399. on 27 Oct 08, 00:39:43
ROFLMAO !!!! ITS A CHECKEN !!!

Respect LOL.
By: OreoCookieOreo. on 19 Oct 08, 14:50:54
Respect LOL.

...to get you to ...
By: loachendormi. on 17 Oct 08, 19:00:08
...to get you to the climax!

I haven't laughed ...
By: loachendormi. on 17 Oct 08, 18:57:05
I haven't laughed like this in a long time.

millions of vets in ...
By: 123ralle. on 16 Oct 08, 11:14:45
millions of vets in vietnam... :D thought i would fall from my chair.

are you kdding - ...
By: tybaltyrant. on 15 Oct 08, 08:29:56
are you kdding - that was the best part!!! (he was in disbelief about the character he had just encountered)

What the hell was ...
By: zacksbigmovie. on 11 Oct 08, 18:30:38
What the hell was up with the 20 minute head shake at the end?!

Hilarious, but I ...
By: NorweiganFury. on 10 Oct 08, 04:12:37
Hilarious, but I kinda felt bad for the old man. He seemed like a nice guy that just got mad.

"Is dat a reaw ...
By: Burnaby1. on 01 Oct 08, 21:48:16
"Is dat a reaw animal?"

lmfao
By: Willemims. on 28 Sep 08, 21:53:12
lmfao

Im crying with ...
By: STINGintheTAILx. on 23 Sep 08, 21:46:07
Im crying with laughter here, the long haired chicken made me piss meself

Why do you censor ...
By: decimator333. on 23 Sep 08, 02:12:11
Why do you censor the videos?

dont cus him
By: mckloven1. on 17 Sep 08, 22:54:21
dont cus him

dont know how to sp ...
By: Rezz5. on 17 Sep 08, 17:56:01
dont know how to sp!ell

lol!!! ali is da ...
By: Balanar91. on 17 Sep 08, 17:04:32
lol!!! ali is da man!:P

you could tell hes ...
By: blackhawk777. on 16 Sep 08, 01:47:45
you could tell hes pissed at G rofl.

millions of vietnam ...
By: gstromboulop. on 12 Sep 08, 20:10:18
millions of vietnam vets lol

Where is the tigers ...
By: maarc3D. on 12 Sep 08, 04:20:56
Where is the tigers hahahahahaha

lol wtf @ man ...
By: hax0Rzz. on 29 Aug 08, 14:40:00
lol wtf @ man shaking head..

Ali G- Surgeon General
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 301 seconds

Ali G talks to teh surgeon general...and finds out about finds out why da heart beat is so old fashioned, among many other funny things

Related: ali-g, beat, bone, bones, doctor, dong, general, heart, surgeon

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DONG BONE!!!
By: THEBRITISHBADBOY. on 20 Nov 08, 23:23:08
DONG BONE!!!

Anyone who says Ali ...
By: luxtfreak2003. on 20 Nov 08, 08:25:20
Anyone who says Ali G isn't a genius think about this. He convinced THE SURGEON GENERAL that he was really that stupid!

Dude How the hell ...
By: Inferfire. on 18 Nov 08, 22:39:10
Dude How the hell did they get the surgeon general of the United States on the show??? Amazing....

rofl, surgeon ...
By: Hellooli. on 18 Nov 08, 08:41:23
rofl, surgeon general is a prick.

this surgeon called ...
By: NakedLemons. on 17 Nov 08, 16:44:33
this surgeon called him stupid for not having a good memory, thats not a smart answer.

yo dis is me heart ...
By: domandmattsmagic. on 17 Nov 08, 04:27:05
yo dis is me heart respect it

This is high-end ...
By: ysfaljanabi. on 16 Nov 08, 23:28:13
This is high-end genius. Ali G, is beyond incredible. wat absolute superb characterisation and questioning. YSF

Lol the surgeon is ...
By: karmaverick. on 16 Nov 08, 14:01:43
Lol the surgeon is more funnier here.

LOLLLL!! This dude ...
By: Wheelsgr. on 16 Nov 08, 03:40:27
LOLLLL!! This dude is so rude and dry, hilarious.

LOL THE DONG BONE!! ...
By: THEBRITISHBADBOY. on 14 Nov 08, 23:23:46
LOL THE DONG BONE!!!!

boom boom shake da ...
By: QsKIIHALOIIWoWII. on 12 Nov 08, 09:35:27
boom boom shake da mofo room

"is the brain any ...
By: kdufct. on 12 Nov 08, 01:04:18
"is the brain any good? your brain is perfect. then how come i cant remember my pin number? lol

"You will ...
By: kniehk. on 11 Nov 08, 07:11:44
"You will eventually find your home" hahahah

Dr. Koop is almost ...
By: rollo131. on 10 Nov 08, 18:59:43
Dr. Koop is almost 90 years old in this interview and still pretty sharp

Sasha intelligent? ...
By: cactus0o0. on 09 Nov 08, 03:47:15
Sasha intelligent? No doubt. But not that much. Getting a history degree from Cambridge is not that big a proof of intelligence...

ali g: what are my ...
By: MaskedAssailant08. on 09 Nov 08, 02:34:24
ali g: what are my chances of dying? doctor: 100%

Techmology!
By: TopandoAndo. on 07 Nov 08, 07:20:17
Techmology!

This surgeon makes ...
By: arnostiii. on 06 Nov 08, 21:55:03
This surgeon makes really fantastic grins. Respect!

That's what makes ...
By: blake18. on 06 Nov 08, 07:46:55
That's what makes it so funny, these fucking tight wads have such a stick up their ass and Sasha Cohen exposes just how much of assholes they are.

Juh-juh-juh-Gee be ...
By: beischquee. on 06 Nov 08, 06:49:27
Juh-juh-juh-Gee be well evvaalivin' yo! He be sho one of the 1 outtah 5, son!

"well, my cat was a ...
By: ubobchad. on 05 Nov 08, 21:20:51
"well, my cat was a human bein'" hahahhahah

nice dude he even ...
By: huntedrasta. on 03 Nov 08, 16:17:16
nice dude he even pounds it what a g

"I can give you the ...
By: warwize. on 03 Nov 08, 07:42:46
"I can give you the quick answer and tell you you're stupid" Rofl

I love Ali G, like ...
By: lokju. on 01 Nov 08, 15:15:23
I love Ali G, like how he interviews probably the most intelligent peaple, and asks the most stupid questions. If the people he interviews would know, how actually well intelligent Sacha Baron Cohen is.

my cat was a human ...
By: solidsnakepk. on 30 Oct 08, 21:45:45
my cat was a human being LMAO!!!!!

Ali G -Dangerous Drugs USA DEA
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 290 seconds

ali g talks to a US DEA official about drugs

Related: ali-g, dangerous, dea, drugs, usa

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he drove the bus ...
By: domandmattsmagic. on 17 Nov 08, 04:05:14
he drove the bus better than ever before lmfao

cos once you start ...
By: 6foot4girl. on 16 Nov 08, 03:31:42
cos once you start taking this then you's gona take this, then that, mix those together, try a bit of that - you'd be really really mashed if you took all of that in one go, wunnit. would totally ... you know, that's enough for a whole party of people! lololol!

A special asian... ...
By: maleysnemesis. on 13 Nov 08, 19:14:08
A special asian...lol

i feel like the DEA ...
By: camilleelizabeth. on 13 Nov 08, 18:23:47
i feel like the DEA guy wants to be ali g's friend but doesn't quite know how to go about it haha, hence the awkward pound at the end.

You sound really ...
By: tupeetc. on 09 Nov 08, 02:06:15
You sound really intelligent yourself!

dude the British ...
By: TWiSTiDLiTTiLFUCK. on 08 Nov 08, 19:50:41
dude the British version of this is so much funnier.

Ahh another ...
By: wing54. on 07 Nov 08, 17:44:54
Ahh another government tool at your service. Good thing we have Ali G to lay the sarcasm on him.

known on the street ...
By: kargwain187. on 07 Nov 08, 12:34:33
known on the street as xtc lol

For goodness sake ...
By: SamC434. on 31 Oct 08, 11:17:29
For goodness sake it was obvious who he was referring to

This DEA guy is ...
By: MurderDrunkie. on 22 Oct 08, 21:23:35
This DEA guy is completely clueless.

funny how the dea ...
By: Tryambakam. on 22 Oct 08, 11:34:43
funny how the dea agent says that the price of smoke depends on the 'quality' of it haha!

that dea thug has ...
By: youvexme. on 20 Oct 08, 18:08:28
that dea thug has zero sense of humor and is only able to spout tired propaganda. gateway drug - fuck that. It's obvious they haven't actually educated themselves on the drugs they try to keep out of people's hands and brains. Not since 1900 or so, anyway.

Whoa looks like I ...
By: tuktuktok. on 14 Oct 08, 17:10:14
Whoa looks like I gave something to your miserable life. I'm glad you have now something to live for while "civilizing" me. I in particular feel sorry for you for having the time to spy my profile and believe, the fool you are, without questioning that location in profile is correct. Enjoy your talent my overlord friend, you seem to have taken the role to your heart too much maybe.

I'm afraid learning ...
By: wilsparky. on 14 Oct 08, 08:26:12
I'm afraid learning the most sophisticated subtleties of language wouldn't help in deciphering your doggerel, my little colonial friend. It is far from 'obvious' what you are or were referring to...you are barely literate. Unintelligible is the word which springs to mind. Incidentally, I recommend "..damned obvious.." and 'retard' is a verb not a noun.

Please learn the ...
By: tuktuktok. on 13 Oct 08, 21:48:44
Please learn the basics of language. It's so damn obvious that I was referring to the american police guy, not Cohen! I was first in the line to see Borat too you retard so I know who's the comedian and who's not.

tuktuktok: have you ...
By: wilsparky. on 13 Oct 08, 17:43:26
tuktuktok: have you heard of Borat? Well this is the previous incarnation of Sasha Baron Cohen (AKA Borat, Ali G) He is a comedian you fool.

he be wearin that ...
By: tapatio56. on 02 Oct 08, 00:56:08
he be wearin that wu wear lol...

The british police ...
By: tuktuktok. on 01 Oct 08, 22:03:54
The british police was a fair man. This guy's an asshole. Idiotic macho attitude and a all bullshit he says. There absolutely no scientific evidence that weed leads to stronger drugs. What an asshole.

Hah,name for a ...
By: zergustus. on 30 Sep 08, 11:37:59
Hah,name for a weed-scooby-doo :D

look at the dudes ...
By: nwwfmaniac529. on 28 Sep 08, 19:17:39
look at the dudes face after like thirteen-ish seconds. hes like, what have i gotten myself into

Good Drugs: Weed, E ...
By: AngryStyro. on 28 Sep 08, 18:55:33
Good Drugs: Weed, E, Coke (in moderation) Bad Drugs: Heroin, Crack, Meth That's my drug education

Sick tune at the ...
By: arkanekid. on 24 Sep 08, 09:39:03
Sick tune at the end. "Twist one for skibadee, big time celebrity!"

Hasn't got the ...
By: arkanekid. on 24 Sep 08, 09:38:33
Hasn't got the audience laughing so it seems to serious.

he drove the bus ...
By: domandmattsmagic. on 21 Sep 08, 21:47:03
he drove the bus better than ever before

If you think about ...
By: lanceawatt. on 17 Sep 08, 15:53:58
If you think about it, your friends are, they are the ones that introduce them to you... you wanna illegalise them aswell? The government would if it could ;P

Ali G- NRA and Guns
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 234 seconds

Ali G learns about guns from the NRA

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Fuck you. Don't ...
By: Edgehead10066. on 20 Nov 08, 21:54:46
Fuck you. Don't like guns? Don't buy one. It's that simple. Jindal is a Rhodes Scholar.

heres why, if the ...
By: CPShuckerz. on 20 Nov 08, 02:26:38
heres why, if the government gets 'out of control' the people still are able to do what our forefathers did. The people are the power, not the government. If the people are disarmed the government can trample. thats history for ya, Im here to see that we keep that right.

I dont have time ...
By: DiscountAnna. on 19 Nov 08, 09:41:02
I dont have time for this. Fuck edgemead. fuck guns. fuck jindal. there im done

Aye fo real. Big ...
By: elsamuraiguapo. on 19 Nov 08, 05:30:11
Aye fo real. Big up yourself.

we have the second ...
By: AbsoluteLibertine. on 19 Nov 08, 03:13:33
we have the second amendment in case the first amendment is taken away

dont say that ...
By: autodefe7. on 18 Nov 08, 22:51:50
dont say that without guns people wouldnt die. we would find a way to kill each other. even without a weapon, i can choke you, beat you, drown you... guns just make it easier.

No, it's not "such ...
By: Edgehead10064. on 18 Nov 08, 22:43:30
No, it's not "such bullshit." If all that you can say is "such bullshit" without an explanation, then you are a waste of my time. People defend their lives with guns all the time. Jindal will be the forty-fifth President, so deal with it. He's a PHENOMENON.

I completely agree. ...
By: Hellooli. on 18 Nov 08, 10:28:02
I completely agree. I own a pistol that never leaves my closet, and is only there for emergency situations. But what the fuck does ANYONE need with a fully automatic assualt rifle? Who is breaking into your home? Armored bears?

I agree with Ali ...
By: elsamuraiguapo. on 18 Nov 08, 09:09:18
I agree with Ali that the gun control people and NRA need to find some middle ground. Everyone should have the right to keep a sidearm in their home or buisness to protect themselves & families, but there's no reason why people should be allowed to own AK-47s, Uzis, M4s and the like.

The protection ...
By: DiscountAnna. on 18 Nov 08, 07:07:40
The protection excuse is such bullshit. And hunting is fucking. I have handled a shotgun before and a 9yr old hillbilly can use a gun. Fuck Jindal/Romney they can go eat dicks. and just remember: where knowledge ends religon begins. anyway why are u putting ur political and dumass gun laws on an Ali G video? (dont say cos its about NRA, its a comedy and meant to make peeps laugh. Just stop posting on this vid and get off ur PC for at least an hour

God bless the NRA ...
By: Edgehead10062. on 17 Nov 08, 21:06:15
God bless the NRA and everyone else who believes in the U.S. Constitution. If you're not down with that, you hate America. Jindal/Romney 2012!

You are a fascist ...
By: Edgehead10062. on 17 Nov 08, 21:05:24
You are a fascist idiot; deal with it. Don't like guns? Don't buy one. Guns don't take much skill to handle? Is that why cops are trained in how to use them, cunt? People buy guns for protection or to hunt, dickhead. Jindal/Romney 2012! Jindal is the new Reagan.

you. are a massive ...
By: boliveratethebaby. on 17 Nov 08, 20:09:03
you. are a massive cunt.

he edgemead, jus ...
By: DiscountAnna. on 17 Nov 08, 09:36:43
he edgemead, jus stfu and get a new hobbie besides making like 20 posts on this vid. No one gives a fuck about ur opinion. I am anti-guns, deal with it. why the fuck do you even want a gun? oh and guns don't take that much skill to handle you cunt.

All we are saying ...
By: Mars920. on 17 Nov 08, 07:25:50
All we are saying is give peace a chance.

lmao you redneck ...
By: WKaliber1. on 17 Nov 08, 02:28:56
lmao you redneck you have nothing else to do? fucking your sister got boring?

Wrong.
By: Edgehead10060. on 17 Nov 08, 01:18:21
Wrong.

You base that ...
By: Edgehead10060. on 17 Nov 08, 01:18:16
You base that idiotic assertion on what?

You're stupid. What ...
By: Edgehead10060. on 17 Nov 08, 01:15:36
You're stupid. What anti-gun nuts like you are basically arguing is that if someone breaks into your home, you do NOT have the right to defend yourself.

How can Europe be ...
By: Edgehead10060. on 17 Nov 08, 01:13:31
How can Europe be freer than the U.S. considering the strict gun laws in most European nations? I consider the right to bear arms much more important than the right to be a drug fiend.

I guess that you've ...
By: Edgehead10060. on 17 Nov 08, 01:11:50
I guess that you've never heard of killing in self defense or hunting. Criminals get guns whether they're legal or not, dummy.

The attackers will ...
By: Edgehead10060. on 17 Nov 08, 01:09:30
The attackers will be equipped even if guns are illegal, and there actually laws against insane people buying guns.

It's easier to buy ...
By: Edgehead10060. on 17 Nov 08, 01:07:34
It's easier to buy a gun in Switzerland than in the United States, yet Switzerland has a very low murder rate. Explain that.

You're an idiot. Of ...
By: Edgehead10060. on 17 Nov 08, 01:02:58
You're an idiot. Of course criminals can still get guns and shoot you if guns are illegal. Fuck off. Criminals have no reason to fear an unarmed populace.

Criminals don't ...
By: Edgehead10060. on 17 Nov 08, 00:59:56
Criminals don't obey gun laws, idiot.

Ali G- Politics and Voting
Posted by: usammon

Video duration: 316 seconds

Ali G talks about politiks

Related: ali-g, gangs, law, legal, police, signs, tag

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lmAO
By: 4000angels. on 20 Nov 08, 05:25:50
lmAO

I really appreciate ...
By: TellTheWorldAStory. on 16 Nov 08, 16:26:00
I really appreciate these people... they understand satire. Some people just don't get that playing along is the point!

your grandmother is ...
By: ness1616. on 15 Nov 08, 23:12:47
your grandmother is a slut

quicker then ...
By: peggysuepoo. on 15 Nov 08, 00:25:20
quicker then HAHAHAHAH go back to school and learn your grammar

if u got pubs u can ...
By: allknowing88. on 15 Nov 08, 00:23:38
if u got pubs u can vote

WTF !?!??!? where ...
By: carl1212. on 12 Nov 08, 06:28:42
WTF !?!??!? where have some ali g questions gone ???

SB Cohen gets to ...
By: mathisjames2008. on 05 Nov 08, 10:29:37
SB Cohen gets to OWN people for a living thats awesome!!!!!!!

why are parts cut ...
By: c0nfu53d. on 04 Nov 08, 02:49:20
why are parts cut out of this? that's stupid. this interview is hilarious, and parts were cut out of it... dumbass.

LOVE that they take ...
By: zcjtb43. on 02 Nov 08, 19:01:28
LOVE that they take the animals voting question seriously! lol lol lol

you don't believe ...
By: scientistwriter. on 30 Oct 08, 14:30:42
you don't believe in freedom of speech?

well who would ...
By: cheguera20. on 30 Oct 08, 03:13:16
well who would listen to a cock sucker? cock sucker

coz u didnt suckd ...
By: cheguera20. on 30 Oct 08, 03:12:56
coz u didnt suckd his dick yet

To the owner of the ...
By: Vektruscen. on 29 Oct 08, 16:08:07
To the owner of the video, why have you not deleted this retard's (cheguera20) comments? Nobody needs to see that shit.

LOL, nevermind, I ...
By: Vektruscen. on 29 Oct 08, 16:07:03
LOL, nevermind, I don't associate with mentally handicapped racists. You should consider suicide.

you my problem
By: cheguera20. on 29 Oct 08, 09:52:16
you my problem

lol, wtf is wrong ...
By: Vektruscen. on 29 Oct 08, 01:51:58
lol, wtf is wrong with you?

get a job or ...
By: janekbaranek. on 27 Oct 08, 07:27:11
get a job or something

sand Nigger we buy ...
By: cheguera20. on 27 Oct 08, 05:51:46
sand Nigger we buy oil for cheap from towel heads by scareing Them and we collect Themunder atlantic ocean and keep Them till the allyou sand Niggers run out of your little oil and go back to sand LOL,Thats when USA will rule whole world and hustle your fuckwits LOL,we hustle your ass's we fuckd Al capones billions built america from it , we fuckd Saddams trillions now we will fuck Bin ladens zillions and rule whole world,WE ARE BORN TO FUCK SAND NIGGERS , USA remember the name,EL HAJJA NIGGER

what The fuck a ...
By: cheguera20. on 27 Oct 08, 05:49:37
what The fuck a sand Nigger knows who live in morocco ? bitch we pickd you up from africa one by one took you in ships like dogs and fucking nakedand feeding you our shit,we sold you to spain to dig gold you fucking cock sucker , later The spanish fuckd up so hard you end up being brown colored afro fucking niggers, persians came and fuck your land over and named in morocco after central iranian village (marakash), fucking slave bend down and take this masters dick in your ass cock sucker LOL

Now let me Give you ...
By: cheguera20. on 27 Oct 08, 05:47:14
Now let me Give you in Movie style way coz sand niggers are yesterdays creation who dont know nothing you fucks are Sand niggers with no education so now get it this way (cow boys:germans---Dukes:irish---Red necks:dutch(netherland's people) Now This is america and rest of em Niggers-italians-polish-scottish These are ourslaves , NOW SAND NIGGER my fucking el hajja camel riding yester days educated fuck, LEARN HISTORY tHEN TALK , dont watch gangs of new york thats not USA, FUCKING TERRORIST lol

To dear Fagget,now ...
By: cheguera20. on 27 Oct 08, 05:44:16
To dear Fagget,now let me rewine who are we, SEE These blond long faces americans calld red necks These are Dutch americans see Those dark haird white tall americans These german americans ever saw short and blond americans These irish americans The only 4 races ruled america for 1750 years Niggers came 4 slavery italians came for cleaning toilets irish came to work as dogs and build This country,SAND NIGGERS lIKE YOU we just target practise on your UN-educated asss's NOW SUCK MY DICK LIKE A DOG

sand Niggers Like ...
By: cheguera20. on 27 Oct 08, 05:40:58
sand Niggers Like you who are cretaion of yester days American Movies who dont even know who the fuck is your GOD , BITCH DONT JUMP SO HIGH , your ass's existed after 1960, till now you live liek dogs and fucking flying to france and get fuckd up by spain in there and still a 3rd world country , fucking un-educated nigger dogs i mean sand nigger dogs Like you WHO DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT tHE FUCK IS AMERICA WHEN YOU TALK i feel Like i need my dick suckd from those UN-educated mouths LOL

Stupid sand Niggers ...
By: cheguera20. on 27 Oct 08, 05:39:09
Stupid sand Niggers Like you who were ridingcamels and fucking each others ass's and collecting dummy gods and worshiping moons USA were building, when your muhammed and your fuckd up PRE-athiest muzlims were fucking Muhammeds imageand making a new fakereligon to challange JEWISH That time america were transporting NIGGERS LIKE YOU to europe, ever wonderd how niggers end up in morocco ? BITCH WE DROPE YOUR BLACK ASS'S there to later get fuckd by PERSIANS And become mud colored NIGGERS lol

Now lets say , wich ...
By: cheguera20. on 27 Oct 08, 05:36:33
Now lets say , wich country were leading befor ? wich countrys you fucking sand nigger ? WANT ME TO TELL ? fuck the midevil shit it was belong to(greeks-romans-persians) after that?Dutch-spanish-portugese-british,and after That?AMERICA,bitch no country lead nothing after the times of greeks and romans and persians,FUCKING SHIT stop watching movies ITALIANS ND IRISH CAME TO WORK FOR DUTCH AND GERMANS IN america FUCKING COCK SUCKER , UN-educated towel head LOL, LEARN HISTORY FUCK FACE LOL

Un-educated , ...
By: cheguera20. on 27 Oct 08, 05:34:12
Un-educated ,fucking no history, sand culture,towel heads, camel riders,moon god,FUCKD UP WANNA BE JEWS'and christians,AFRICAN dick sucking mixed fucks who flying to france to clan toiletand live in wellfair , BITCH YOUR BRAIN have to be big as a penut to even say its only 200 years OPLD , MNOTHER FUCKER AMERICA EXISTED when your fucking muhammed was fucking 12 year olds back in medina LOL,FUCKING SAND NIGGER LEAVE THE EDUCATION FOR US,grab your wife dont fuck her anal MUHAMMED SAID IT LOL

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